LESSON 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says : " Normally, one is granted three wishes, but as you are three, I will allow one wish each.
" So the eager senior manager shouted : " I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff …. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted :" I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. " Pfufffff …. And he was also gone.
The boss calmly said : " I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.30 pm .
"MORAL OF THE STORY : ALWAYS LET THE BOSS SPEAK FIRST
LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, " Listen," said the CEO, " this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" " Certainly," said the young executive.He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button." Excellent, excellent! " said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine.
" I just need one copy. "
" I just need one copy. "
LESSON # 2 : NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING
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