TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken....................... Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here you go...

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in the morning

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." (morning, room service)
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
"Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" (right, room service..morning! You wish to order something?)
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?" (how you like them?)
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?" (how you like them?......fried, boiled, porched?))
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?" (how you like the backen? Crispi?)
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?" (ok, and some toast?)
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?" (toast. you like some toast)
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???" (No? you do want some toast?)
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means." RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
(toast! toast!....why you don't want toast? how about english muffin with butter?)
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We botter?" (with butter?)
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?" (what?)
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?" (coffee?)
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?" (coffee, tea, milk?)
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you!

Thank u very much.............:________________________________________