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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If
any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably
involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful
in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her
boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the
older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy
down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and
dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what
happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time"

WHY asked the elder brother

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GOD IS MISSING, and they think we did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little UnniKuttan, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

UnniKuttan said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.